Birthday Of A Toddler Mugs

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Face painting.

Swinging on a star.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

The No No No's

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Sorry, that was just the wet diaper talking."

Yoga with Baby

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"Have you met my bodyguard?"

Baxter Higgleton, word balloon artist.

Teddy and friends.

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"When Mom reads that story, the dragon comes off as a much more sympathetic character."

Teddy bear being taken to hospital.

Help me!

'He said his first words today - 'Let's sue them'.'

Bedtime in Ancient Greece

'Your Grounded!'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Swing

Children's Entertainer

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Cinéma Vérité

'Don't worry, he'll soon grow into it.'

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

How Piñatas Are Born

Jack in the Box

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"