Birthday Banner Booster Gifts

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Save Our Universe

Cinéma Vérité

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

Children's Entertainer

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"You can't blow out the candles. You're rolled."

Pinata good bags.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Extreme Birthdays.

Jackson Pollock's short-lived career as a kid's party face painter.

"Meanwhile at Oak Vista Rest Home... In case of birthday cake fire break glass."

The first birthday gift.

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Look at it this way - the more birthdays you have, the longer you live!"

Giant Birthday Cake

Life begins at 60

'Here comes Tim. Rumor has it he gets hot wax treatments.'

"It's another birthday card for me...!"

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

Handel sitting on a piano

"Oops, I just ate Diane's birthday card and signed 'Happy 30th, girl!' on a donut."

'You put your third lower left leg in, you put your third lower left leg out, in, out, in, out, you shake it all about...'

"She just uses all that make-up to hide her age."

'Born again birthdays don't count.'

A drum covered in candles

'I must be getting older, the cards joking about my age just don't seem as funny anymore'

Alien Birthdays...

The Nine Circles of Heaven

'Quick, Birthday Boy...the people need you!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

"The secret to a long life?... Waking up every morning."