Birth Story Narrator T-Shirts

Maternity Ward Door Sign - 'Push, push, push'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Dad's bedtime story was decent, but the special effects were non-existent.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Is this one of those deals where the names have been changed to protect the innocent?'

Zoom Christmas

"I said, was... it... a... difficult... birth?"

"I'd like you to be the co-star in the melodrama that is life."

"How unprofessional. There's no brochure on the services and facilities I can expect in here."

Chapter 10: How to extend your stay and throw your father's paternity leave application into chaos.

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Tell us about the time you met Charles Darwin, grandad.'

“It's a healthy baby boy. And, wow, the mouth on your wife …”

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

Rising oceans could prevent wind power being the main power source.

'Once upon a time there were three people...'

"I had the strangest dream. I was suddenly in a room full of people, and I didn't have a stitch on."

"She's changed so much since the sonogram."

Ingredients: me

"Your ecosystem is pretty well shot, have you considered giving up humans?"

'Kid, would you please keep your head down! I can't see where I'm going...'

"She's had work."

'...when all at once I saw a bunch, a bunch of golden daffodils...no, it still doesn't sound right.'

"Scientists say that this will be the most outrageous summer in 500 years..."

"Tell me again, how when I was born, how you passed out and the doctors left Mommy alone to revive you."

The World of People

'No, Joseph didn't make the crib, it was a flat pack!'

'I've been doing a home study course. Now I can echo in three languages!'

'Sorry we're late, we lost three days following one of those Chinese lanterns.'

'Snap that line!!...'