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"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

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New York Scatological Society

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

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Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"He's a bird-dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'