Birdwatcher With A Funny Bone Mugs

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Vegetarian Birds

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Pass that."

I think it's time he left home.'

New York Scatological Society

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"My landing gear won't come down. I have a cramp."

"You want the lead role in the Thanksgiving play, don't you? Try again, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble' - this time with feeling!"

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"He's a bird-dog."