Birdwatcher Who Loves History Gifts

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

Bird Torture.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Two vegans, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Did you get my tweet?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Geese's Thoughts.

Trick or Tweet

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

Birds Following Witch.

'I told you that letting him have a pet would cause a problem at migration time...'