Birdwatcher's Bane T-Shirts

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"You fly into a window, too?"

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I'm a bird dog."

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

"As a harbinger of doom, you're a little late."