Birdwatcher's Bane T-Shirts

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

"It's chirp, chirp, chirp time again, isn't it?"

Chickenspox

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"You fly into a window, too?"

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I'm a bird dog."

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

"Who died?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"Well, this anti-aging cream clearly states it removes crow's feet."

Once Henry saw that his usual 'Mating Dance' moves weren't working, he decided to go 'Gangnam Style.'

'EEEK! There's an apple around my worm!'

"That bird looks just like your drone."