Birdie Seekers Pillows

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Love knows no boundaries.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Love birds playing a guitar.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"It's time to wake up!"

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Ditto

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

'Aren't collar doves cute!'

'Something tells me I shouldn't have had these around Easter.'

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."