Bedtime Birdie Chaser Pillows

Sleepwalking Golfer

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'I've always loved your adventurousness in bed.'

'Cover me... I'm going in.'

"No. You turn over."

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'Your backswing's too slow!'

Sleeping masks

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

'And so we come to the concluding episode of Barthelmew Cubbins and the 500 hats.'

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

How to tell you might be getting too close with your pet.

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

Parents sleeping with a new baby.

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

Bedtime Reading

'Can you leave the light on? It's hard to sleep with the dark shining in my eyes.'

Bed time stories

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

A sleeping man counting scuba-diving sheep

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

"Our marriage will last a whole lot longer if you move and breathe minimally."

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'They saved their files before closing and lived happily ever after.'

"Many, many news cycles ago..."

Dad says to baby, 'If you keep this up you'll go to bed right this second, in a minute.'

"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."