Birdie Seekers Mugs

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

Golfer accidentally causes a plane crash.

Children's Parties

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

'Since we're being so honest, perhaps I should mention that I liked you better as an egg.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Love knows no boundaries.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Love birds playing a guitar.

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

You're a workaholic, Jan.

"Just when I thought I had all the answers, I forgot what the questions were."

Vet to owner about dog with bird at chest: 'I suspect heartworm.'

"Figure it out, Sherlock! I'm a lovebird. You're a lovebird. We're cooped-up together in this cage 24 hours a day! Sooner or later it was bound to happen."

'Yes, I'm nocturnal, or you could say, a certified daydreamer...'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"It's time to wake up!"

'But Doc, I am an eagle: I can't be seen wearing glasses... Can't you prescribe contact lenses?'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

"The groceries are in the car."

"Remember - you have sharp teeth and claws, but he has sarcasm."

"Nice work, son. You missed the car but you nailed his bald spot."

Peacock on skateboard