Bird Watchers Club Prints

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Life is for the birds.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

"Trust me, you're not ready!"

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"This has nothing to do with you ... this is between us and the tree."

"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"

'You know too much!'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Pigeon Little

How about going easy on the carbs

So you're a mocking bird...

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Spring Training

"Two vegans, please."