Bird Watcher Meets Stock Market T-Shirts

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Vegetarian Birds

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Tequila Mockingbird

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."