Bird Sculpture Buff Prints

"Lovely dovetail."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Egyptian Football

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'It's a chicken.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."

On the fifth day, Neville opts for jewelry.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

'We should talk more.'

'See you later darling, I'm going on a short waddle...'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'Ed says Ben is flushing birds than any dog he ever saw. At the time, Ben was trying to point.'

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

"The next time you have an 'emergency', have it on the roof like every other self-respecting bird!"

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

'My assistant Mr. Bird can tell you what I think of you much better than I as your boss could do.'

Scientists agree, that millions of years ago, the bald eagle probably had a comb over.

Timmys Pet Ostrich

'I love show biz!'

'I must admit I panicked when I first saw the low bone-density test results, but since you're a bird, it's all good!'

'You stay quiet - I'll do the talking!'

Bird watchers.

"Avoid eye contact. This guy's a real loon."

Closed for Summer.

'Let's see...Eggbound...Eggbound...Here it is!...

'See - you don't have to fly in order to migrate.'