Bird Impressionist Prints

"She does bird impressions."

"Lovely dovetail."

''What's in the bag, lady?''

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

'The math is more complex this year and some of you won't be able to just tap out your answers anymore.'

Artist gets pooped on by lots of birds.

"I'm the bluebird of PMS. Fetch me some decaf and turn on the air conditioner. I'm burning up in here!"

"It wasn't as good as his first book, 'Eating Worms.'"

"There! - It looks like you now!!"

Closed for Summer.

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"I'll keep saying I plan to go to law school as long as I get nods of approval when introduced to my parents' friends."

"Shall I sing like the wild Atlantic canary or the domesticated yellow canary?"

"I keep telling you, poppy-seed bagels are nothing but trouble."

'I got lost in between all the classroom trailers at school again.'

'She does bird impressions. She eats worms.'

'He's been binge drinking again.'

Prof. Flocking was very influential on campus. Particularly amongst the Ornithologist."

"He's one in a million."

I hear you do animal impressions. She doesn't do the sounds Miss, she does the smells.

'Rodney, you're not feeling well?'

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

'You made an excellent first impression, Fenstrom, but the second and third impressions nullified that first impressiom.'

'Polly wants a cracker!' 'Maybe we should switch to low-carb crackers?!'

"Molting or non molting?"

'Do I really sound like that?'

"You're such a hoot, Owen!"

Dove Coat

Wordilly Durdillies - Simon was dressed to 'trill'

'Hey! I'm a bird and I'm blue, so 2 outta 3 ain't bad! And if ya don't like, go screw yerself!'

"Tell your mother I'm going out for cigarettes."

'Nice! Just throw the food on the dirty ground! Thanks, Lady!'