Bird Naming Champion Pillows

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Never shoot straight up.'

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

Closed for Summer.

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

'Why did Tarzan name his chimp cheetah?'

"Let's go to one of those places where they regurgitate the meal right at your table."

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"I hate having my calls monitored."

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

Scientist taking air quality reading on roof with canary wearing gas mask.

Be Generous to someone.

"M'lud, my client has no choice but to plead guilty to the charge of jaywalking as he is,in fact a jay."

'We've decided to call her 'Whiskers'...'

"Don't worry. He's got unlimited minutes."

Wild Bird Sanctuary

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

Prof. Flocking was very influential on campus. Particularly amongst the Ornithologist."

Bird box with satellite dish.

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

'Aw! Look - someone with a bigger beak than mine...'

'How do I love thee? Let me count the ways...'

Can I pick your brains?

"Relax. We're all pigeon-toed."

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'