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'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bee costume

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

'Psst...e=mc?.'

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

"Who's a pretty boy?"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Pencil Peaock

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

High Wire Act and Birds

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

"Yep, it's irritable fowl syndrome alright."

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"She does bird impressions."

"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"

Lion tamer feeding birds.

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

Beacon and fishermen