Bird Imitator Extraordinaire Mugs

'Sis! It's the man who can do every bird imitation - except migrate...'

Ants dressed as businessmen going to work.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Bee costume

Marcel Marceau's parrot

"Now can I be in one of your comics?"

The mating call of the Yellow-Throated Warbler,

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Nevermore!

"Roosters crow, but crows don't rooster. That ain't right."

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'What part of 'nature' do you not get?'

"Who's a pretty boy?"

It's not that I don't care for you, but let's face it Larry. You have commitment issues.

Pencil Peaock

"No, drones will never replace us because they lack our hunting instinct and majestic bearing."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

Tiny bird emerges from giant egg.

The Browntail Craptor

'John's animal impressions are particularly good. He not only does the sounds, he does the smells as well!'

'Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...'

Golfers! Do not walk on this fairway! Crawl on your belly like a lizard.

"Karl, act like a stuffed porcupine!"

(anteater sticking its tongue at passers-by)

'Sorry Darling, I'll be late home: There's a strong head wind...'

"She does bird impressions."

High Wire Act and Birds

"How convincing are your jungle-bird calls, Ms. Haverhill?"

'That's when he tries to sound like Pavorotti. Now here's how he sounds when he hits his finger with a hammer...'

"You're such a hoot, Owen!"

Beacon and fishermen