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'Will you stop repeating everything I say!'

"Ok, who's been copying their tits?"

Children's Parties

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'Are we there yet?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Baroque Peacock

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

A little bird told me...

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I told you teamwork was the key to success...'

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

Tequila Mockingbird

'It's been years since she sang my praises.'

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Love knows no boundaries.

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Polly, want a cracker, but Polly need a glass of wine.