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News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Works every time."

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'I had a very unhappy egghood....'

'Ok...on the count of three, we evolve into piranha.'

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"I made the mistake of asking my boss for an office with a view."

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

Battle.

BE.. All that you can BE...

"I think we should have used catapults before ground forces"

Fred knew he was safe as long as he stayed in the puddle...

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

'At least never knowing who's a friendly should prepare me for a career in business.'

'You're obsessing again.'

Naval Power of England and France

"Where should we hold this confrontation then?"

"I bark and bark non-stop, and then they come home. It works everytime."

William I

ROUGH EDGES: The Marines

'Well, you knew the peace process was going to be dangerous.'

'Still no takers, did it ever occur to you that they may not like the neighbourhood?'

'It was a power struggle but I won!'