Bird Bond Seeker Gifts

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

'Don't ask me, I've never got one in a hole either.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

Humming Bird's Hum.

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'I'm switching you from long-term growth stocks to short-term bonds.'

"Oh, great. ... My Aunt Donna is now on Facebook!"

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'The pro said my swing was out of this world.'

"That bird looks just like your drone."

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Oh look, John, it's Chirpie who's been firing darts at the cat - and all this time we thought it was the children.'

Few have seen the elusive bamboo chicken.

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

Man and dog both have leashes.

"So son, this is the no-fly zone I was telling you about: although they are trying to shoot clay pigeons, it is safer to avoid the area altogether..."

Colin was always looking for new ways to communicate complex financial products.

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"Here comes the environment expert!"

'Next time, can we get a dog or cat?'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

'All I did was tell him his bonds were backed by the full faith and credit of the U.S. government.'

"Trust me, it's just a stupid song: Of course you can smile at a crocodile..."

Cheating at golf.

Fore he's a jolly good fellow

Bird sitting on pool cueball, as though it is an egg.