Biotech T-Shirts

'Since I'm under 30, I prefer to invest only in companies with 'dot-com' and 'genome' in their names.'

Robotic Man

"You're such a good listener."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

A day at the transgenic races

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

Medicinal plants

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

'As everyone knows, scientists are at their peaks early in their careers.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Bio Lab. You spliced phoenix DNA into a lemming? What are you trying to make? A perpetual motion machine!

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Are you sure these sprouts aren't GM?.'

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

Cuba vaccines against Covid

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

You've determined the DNA genome for felines? What do you call it? "Helix the Cat".

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

Bio Fuels.

'Well, look who has stock in Genomes-R-Us.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

Frankenfish

Taken genetic engineering too far

Money Tree

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

The Music of Life (in the key of dna).

'The future of medicine' "It's genomics." "I'd say proteins." "Same as always: economics."