Biotech Entrepreneur Pillows

'Sequencing? No, this baby tells us how much we can charge for genome data.'

"Welcome to the future"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Can our software do that?'

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

A day at the transgenic races

US v.s. Tech Giants

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

Medicinal plants

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Boss... I just read an article about trans-humanism. Apparently, sometime in the next 50 years, it will become possible to live forever."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Hey, this anti-depressant you've come up with really works"

'Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in tech stocks', meet Mr. 'You can't be too over-weighted in bio-tech'.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

Bio Fuels.

Smith and Hobson: People replacing people with apps and robots since 2009.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Cuba vaccines against Covid

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Taken genetic engineering too far

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