Tech Entrepreneur Pillows

"You wear it on your wrist and it hacks - I mean, tracks - all your personal data."

'Quit if you want, Bowman, but the intellectual property stays here.'

We accept only digital currency.

"Bad news- some kid just created an app that creates apps."

"Where do you see yourself in five minutes?"

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"I'll have my AI get in touch with your AI."

Will .com for Food

'Can our software do that?'

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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

'Digital-Age Mirage.'

"I work with start-up tech companies that are in the idea stage and help them mature into full-blown concepts!"

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

"Little Joey invented the one-click rubout."

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation- they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

Well you know what they say - here today gone tomorrow - or in the case of dotcoms, here today gone shortly after lunch.

'I'm sorry but we're going to have to replace you with a human.'

"Pre-silicon Capitalism to see you."

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Oh yes, I've got the whole business computerised now"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

"I made my first million tech consulting explaining the cloud to clients."

"Gentlemen, may I present our company's future. A buggy whip... with Bluetooth!"

Tech Giant: You

"No gold - but lot's of silicon."

"Welcome to the future"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

"It's a new search engine for children under one."

"To Ello, or not to Ello, that is the...wait, what the hell is this thing anyway?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"