Biomass Energy T-Shirts

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

Critical Ethanol report

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Bio fuel bread.

Where clean coal comes from.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

Industrial Beautification van

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Woo-hoo!"

Nuclear energy.

News and Magazines. Economic Stimulus Package. With the price of gasoline, it seems like a bad time to fuel the economy.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.