Biomass Energy T-Shirts

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'There's a renewable source the government should use.'

"To join OPEC you must be a country and filthy rich in oil."

"Here's the problem."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

Critical Ethanol report

Is this what they call inherent safety?

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'It's a Volksvegan...it runs on vegetable oil!'

"Gas, is it the future?"

Bio fuel bread.

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Potatoes...betroot...carrots...fracking..."

Industrial Beautification van

BP Greed Credentials - huge profits and cuts to environmental promises.

Nuclear energy.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Remote controlled 'Global Warming'

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Woo-hoo!"

"It's work! Look! My plan is working!"

Fracking Zone - Be prepared for anything.

"It's okay. The chainsaw runs on biofuel."