Biology Researcher Prints

"Fascinating. The rats choose chocolate nine times out of ten, but they always feel guilty about it later."

"I know the rules on cloning, but it's easier to ask forgiveness than ask permission."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Fear/Knowledge

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."