Biomedical Researcher Prints

Microscope slide

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"Labor Shortage? Why don't we just clone our employees"

My friend, Frank, is dedicated to improving his level of fitness. He spends hour after hour working out. Frank is extremely proud when people call him a "gym rat." Frank is also dedicated to his scientific career. He is committed and works tirelessly. But Frank hates it when he's called a "lab rat."

Biomedical Conference. To incentivize advances in medical science, more cures and fewer diseases should be named after people.

Brain Transplant

"I'd like to take out a patent on myself."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

The Jeopardy of Progress

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

2021

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

UK/US Free Trade Deal

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

vaccine wars.

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"