Binging Pillows

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

'There's nothing on.'

'And now on the comedy channel Jose Mourinho's latest outburst.'

Star Wars Audience

"You are still here."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Now that's Real TV!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

'He ordered those 'natural male enhancements',and now he watches football all the time!'

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"And what would you like to regret later?"

TV Watch(ing) Dog for sale.

Wordplay: Me.

'Wow! These advancements in TV make the news even more frightening.'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"It's 100% commercials."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'Confused about your future, depressed, lacking confidence, not sure who you can trust...I'd suggest you avoid any election news and watch modern family instead.'

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"This is why the doc said to not binge-watch the Eating Channel!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"I never said I liked this show...I'm only enjoying it because you hate it."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"You seem very remote."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

'This unexpectedly concludes tonight's program -- the sponsor bailed out.'

'Not another elimination show!'