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"You are still here."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

TV-Man

Bingo night.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

Tunnel of TV

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Couch and Potato

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I see he's still "working" from home.

"In da house"

I think I have a gilt complex.

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

'Nice bling!'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

E-Z Livin'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

"The doctor's running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching with our waiting room TV."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."