Binging Aficionado Mugs

"You are still here."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

TV-Man

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Bingo night.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

Tunnel of TV

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Starvation Watching

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Couch and Potato

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

"In da house"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

I see he's still "working" from home.

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I'm a has-been celebrity - get me in there!'

E-Z Livin'

'Nice bling!'

"This isn't the binge watching I had in mind."

'It's just a casual job for the summer.'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

A breakthrough moment for the Wright brothers. How about some wings with that?

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."