Binge-watching Skeptic T-Shirts

"Not sure what to watch? Go to menu/settings/power/off/pick up a book."

"If you ask me they're pushing their luck."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

American Idle.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

Love is when you watch television together.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

"Goal!"

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

100 best beheadings

Tunnel of TV

"Your blood sugar levels are off the chart! Just how many Hallmark Christmas movies did you watch?"

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Starvation Watching

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A couple decides what to watch.

Couch and Potato

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Lost Season

Must-See Lockdown TV.

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

How the goat got square eyes.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"We need to walk."