Binge Eating T-Shirts

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

American Idle.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

TV-Man

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Breaking Bad' Box Set Addiction.

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

"Goal!"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Succession 2

Tunnel of TV

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

100 best beheadings

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Couch and Potato

Must-See Lockdown TV.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

A couple decides what to watch.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

Starvation Watching

Lost Season

How the goat got square eyes.

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"We need to walk."