Binge Eating Prints

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

Billy strip: mum's diet (wishful shrinking).

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

Love is when you watch television together.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

TV-Man

"Sorry, my report is blank. I just stayed home, watched tv and played video games during vacation."

100 best beheadings

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

Succession 2

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Goal!"

Tunnel of TV

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

How the goat got square eyes.

Lost Season

A couple decides what to watch.

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

Couch and Potato

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

I see he's still "working" from home.

'She got all the soap opera channels at a discount -- it's some kind of 'frequent cryer' program.'

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