Binary Code Enthusiast Gifts

Binary Man

Mozart writing the digital version of his Symphony No. 38 in D major.

The Digital Family

Micro-chipped cat talks in binary.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Barcode Dreams

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

"Of course I failed you — your essay was original and unique and obviously written by a human."

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'Es-yay. E's-hay ere-hay ight-ray ow-nay and-ay e-hay oesn't-day uspect-say a ing-thay!'

'When I registered for this class, in computer programming, nobody told me that it's all about converting caffeine into computer code.'

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

Astrology meets computer science. You think all computers are gemine? Yeah, they're born under a binary system.

'Data, data everywhere!'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

'Now you're talking my language.'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Computer College Graduation.

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"My digital transformation is almost complete ..."

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"Ah, good old DNA...nature's bar code!"