Bin There, Done That Warriors Prints

"It's a remarkable find...evidence of human habitation that dates to ancient history!"

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'

"And that, gentlemen, is the Friday 4.55 pm Bad News Email Dump."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

"Hi...I was just phoning to see if you got my e-mail?"

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."

'What the hell is that guy's problem?'

Husband splashing tea over newspaper.

The auto-update demons attack-again."

"I only wish emails could deliver papercuts."

'I said it's our wedding day you idiot!'

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

Just Married

"Stu's not a morning person."

'You should apply for government relief. Your room is a disaster area!'

'I've reached that age where I've given up on Mind Over Matter and am concentrating on Mind Over Bladder.'

'Did they say WHY you could no longer be a Spartan?' 'Something about, 'image'.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

A football fan chews a football as his team concedes.

Rugger.

"Twice a week I eat nothing but fruit."

Snare in the inbox.

'Relax, the game is over.'

To celebrate the middle of the week, employees at Gortney Industries built an actual hump.

Modern Dating Hazards

'It started with a headache, but not I've got a bedsore from sitting so long in this waiting room!'

"One day past humpday, one to go until slumpday."

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

Unsurprisingly, it was auto-correct that introduced evil into the world.

Genghis Khan

'Did you whistle?'