Bin Blunder Enthusiasts Mugs

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

A cock up of builders

'I just faxed my tie to our Des Moines office.'

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

'They must be trash fish!'

"He was a real fan of recycling."

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'You haven't much experience in plant conservation, have you Winthorpe?'

"More recyclables. I hate environmentally conscious people."

The Fish, Having Refreshed Himself, And Recovered His Spirits, Bolts Again with Mr B.

Big deal - give her the one from that screwball who came in last week.

"Elves, Jerry, I asked for elves."

"Gina remembers where she left her pen... No wonder I can't write with this. It's a rectal thermometer."

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

'Hist wife said he was a hard man to get anything out of.'

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate' A guest is refused entry to the Softy-Wype toilet tissue masked ball.

"Hi everyone, and welcome to this TED talk on how not to run a business. . ."

Hunting man hits his host

Paper/Plastics/Aluminium/Edgar.

IRS: 'I haven't filed because my computer's been down since 2007!'

Clancy: Never Making the Same Mistake Twice

"I recently recovered a crucial repressed memory. But then I forgot it."

'You have entered the wrong password. Please hold while we transfer you to klutz support.'

'Hi, Mr. Back... you asked me to call you...'

This end up - You idiot.

"Don't worry about serving chicken to a vegetarian, Carmen. We all make mistakes. I once mistook a mop bucket for a soup pot."

"...I said regular sand, not QUICKSAND!"

Cull people who take up all the overhead bin space on airplanes