Billiards Philosopher Gifts

Earth/billiard ball

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Biliard Enthusiast

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Snooker.

Chick Billiard Ball

"But if you teach him to fish, you have fed him for a lifetime."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

'Just a friendly game.'

"Five ball in the corner pocket." "Me in the side pocket!"

Play golf on the billiards table.