Billiards Humorist Gifts

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

An infinity pool table

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Guide fish.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Biliard Enthusiast

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

How Lawyers Evolved.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Tentacle attacking diver.

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'