Billiards Humorist Gifts

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

An infinity pool table

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Guide fish.

Biliard Enthusiast

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

"Idiot! I signaled for a sinker!"

Snooker.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Chick Billiard Ball

How Lawyers Evolved.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

"You don't need English on every shot."

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'

Tentacle attacking diver.

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'