Billiards Buff Gifts

'Now you're snookered!'

Chicken's playing snooker with eggs,

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Stuck behind the eight ball.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Golfer playing pool on the golf course

Man wearing bullet proof vest to protect himself against pool players

'OK, you wanted to shoot a game of pool and I wanted to lay by the pool. The main thing is that we're here together.'

Pool shark

"Corner pocket, I think, but let’s see what Intrade says."

Biliard Enthusiast

'We're combing the area and looking for clues...'

Rabbit billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"It is a pool table after all."

An infinity pool table

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Think I'll be a more effective alpha male if I learn to play pool?"

'Is the water cold?'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"You don't need English on every shot."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'