Billiards Aficionado Gifts

T-Rex Uses A Bridge For Every Shot But No One Complains!

"I feel like the stripe doesn't flatter my midsection."

More Animal Grammar. Pool sharks. Pool sharks.

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Pool on a billiards table using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Pool balls

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

An infinity pool table

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Is the water cold?'

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

Biliard Enthusiast

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

"Commuters"

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Chick Billiard Ball

Snooker.

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Fritz chasing Clara for her Nutcracker

"It's the racket season again!"

Urology - Dr Nutcracker.