Billiards Aficionado Mugs

T-Rex Uses A Bridge For Every Shot But No One Complains!

"I feel like the stripe doesn't flatter my midsection."

CannibalsHeadhunters playing a game of Pool on a billiards table using Explorers and Missionaries heads for Pool balls

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'Is the water cold?'

Biliard Enthusiast

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"Commuters"

Young man and young lady talking flirtatiously over a game of billiards

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

'School of secondary sex characteristics'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Chick Billiard Ball

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Fritz chasing Clara for her Nutcracker

"It's the racket season again!"

Snooker.

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

'Not that sort of pool party.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Curtain call