'And you say your face after you looked at the bill I sent you for your last visit.'
Bill Shock Survivor Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our bill shock survivor mugs combine humor and resilience, making morning coffee an uplifting reminder of their strength in facing unexpected bills.
Man dismayed at his mobile phone bill. Sign on his gate reveals the name of his house is 'Dun Global Roamin''
"All natural snow cones for sale."
Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.
"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."
"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"
"Sorry, but there aren't enough life jackets to go around."
"Great God Almighty! Somebody please wake me up and tell me I'm only dreaming that the chicken marsala costs a whopping twenty-eight ninety-five!"
In case of stock market crash break glass.
"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."
Bus Stop
The only way I can get through a nudist convention.
"When even the abominable snowman has had enough, its time for us to turn back."
Flights suspended snowstorm
'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'
Trading Places.
'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'
"Still snowing upstate?"
Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...
"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."
It's been awhile, so to refresh your memory - what you need in your car for winter snowstorms...
Duel Fuel?
'Call the office, I'm starting my vacation today.'
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Snot-Freezing Cold Grips the North Country...
'I'm switching to another provider,dear.'
"If I can reach that cabin, I'll be saved."
Shoveling Snow
Swing in the winter.
Mr. Winter blast returns.
"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."
'If this is the start of a new Ice Age, we are in big trouble.'
'Some things you just accept when you move to San Andreas.'
Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.
'If you can hear me headmaster, I want to know why you have closed the school.'
Bill Shock Survivor Mugs Collection
Bill Shock Survivor Pillows
Find comfort and humor with pillows for bill shock survivors—add a lighthearted touch to their home or office space.
Bill Shock Survivor Prints
Discover prints that celebrate resilience—perfect for bill shock survivors who want to showcase their strength and sense of humor.
Bill Shock Survivor T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for bill shock survivors—wear your experience proudly with our funny, relatable designs.