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'Something with a lot of memory -- I need it to figure out my phone bill.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Light Bulb Moment

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Problem Solver Wanted

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

"I charge by the grain."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"I think he's lost."

Negotiations

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

The Friendly Loan Company

Boris and Ireland

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

"Okay. So much for scrimping and spending."

Jigsaw puzzle

"Your late husband left you a substantial sum..."