Bill Puzzler Gifts

'Something with a lot of memory -- I need it to figure out my phone bill.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Light Bulb Moment

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

"I've memorized so many passwords, things are starting to get weird."

Problem Solver Wanted

"I charge by the grain."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"I think he's lost."

"Your 'businessman's lunch' was $9.95, sir, but I had to add a 'fair share' surcharge."

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Now that WE'VE found the secret message we will respond by not telling anyone.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Negotiations

"You still working on your car?"

'You have voted, yes! Have your SHEEP voted!'

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.

'Drat! I forgot to pay my gravity bill again.'

'Can you recommend something pronounceable?'

"If I forget something I learned before and then remember it again, will it count as something I learned today?"

Football anagrams(Did vain goal.). Answer: David Ginola.

The Friendly Loan Company

Boris and Ireland

Don't worry. I can return the box for a full refund.

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

"Can you turn around so we can brush?"

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

Valley of the Forgotten Passwords.

"Okay. So much for scrimping and spending."

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

"It's impossible for me to get much work done in the office. I play Sudoku."