Bill Payer With Flair Pillows

"It's something from the gas company. Don't they know it takes more than bold red font, to move me to respond. I need to be wooed, fawned over. After all, I'm more than a checkbook."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I can definitely give you my two cents, Sir – just let me know how you want it: Bitcoin, Paypal, or Venmo."

"I charge by the grain."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

"The Bank has returned the rent cheque marked 'Insufficient funds', but it doesn't say whether that's them or us!"

'Yes dad, I'll take an interest in the company - how does 50% sound?'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Business restraining law firms

Busker with a Card Machine

Bully accepts Paypal, Venmo or Bitcoin

'Before I give you my bill, I warn you - I'm a black belt.'

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

'Hope you don't mind...because it's the holiday season, I've written 'Happy New Year' where the amount should be.'

"I just venmoed you the 120,000 dollar I owed you, whatever that means."

"We accept personal data as payment. What's your preferred brand of toothpaste?"

"Cards only Mister. In this inflated economy, cash kills my investment portfolio."

"Where do I swipe?"

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

Miss Motormouth

Billy strip: paying bills with a smile.

'Being a secretary is really neat, Mr. Foskett -- I just love this white nail polish!'

Dual Fuel Bill in Hell

"No, I paid the electric bill."

"Did you pay the gravity bill?"

I prefer PayPal.

'Ahh bills . . . Have you ever heard the expression, 'kill the messenger'.'

"I don't see why all the sudden fuss. For us the mortgage crisis is a monthly event."

My mobile phone bill keeps giving me headaches every time I get the bill!

Feb. 28. Even in February

Post Office. People seem to be reading a lot more these days --- I get a lot of letters that start out "In going over my books