Bill Magician Mugs

'Is robbing Peter to pay Paul like using your Mastercard to pay Visa?'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Team Leader

The Life of Pi

Time Is Money

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Fred wonders if he should go see what's happening in accounting.

Businessman with in and out boxes marked: 'Hocus' and 'Pocus'

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

Investing your savings

Smoke and mirrors.

"Well, you say it's wrong, but it could be correct in an alternative universe."

"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

Smiling businessman with rising profits

"Everything's gone up."

"You haven't been laid off because you're the designated scapegoat."

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

'Guess who made a bushel today?'

Professor of Fuzzy Logic.

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

Man breaks piggy bank to find another smaller piggy bank inside.

'My mother says I have a vivid imagination.'

Tommy, Math quiz. It's one of his earliest pieces.

Inkwell Genie.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

The Forever Stamp