Bikini Humorist Pillows

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Summer wants.

Guide fish.

His & hers towels.

The Dandy

Business man sees himself as a shark

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Tattoos sagging with time

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Batman tissue dispenser.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Very drunk professional cyclist

The Rural Bidet...

Shark Chum

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'