Bikini Humorist Pillows

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"And for my next trick. . . turning wine back into water."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"This stool shall pass."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

Guide fish.

Business man sees himself as a shark

Summer wants.

The Dandy

His & hers towels.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

Tattoos sagging with time

Don't Waste A Moment! Put Down That Magazine And Get Fit While You Sit!

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Batman tissue dispenser.

Flight Socks.

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

Very drunk professional cyclist

Another hot flash?

Shark Chum

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'