Biking Culture Pillows

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Clown on bike.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

Bike Rides

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

Knight in shining Lycra!

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Car joust.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

CLEAR!

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Dairy Devil

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Family traits.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.