Biking Culture Mugs

'The upside is that it will guarantee you get laid, the downside is that there's a four year wait.'

Clown on bike.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

The Fast Lane.

Bike Rides

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Bicycle sat nav.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

A smiling cyclist

Knight in shining Lycra!

Car joust.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

CLEAR!

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Dairy Devil

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Family traits.

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Tattoos sagging with time

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.