Biking Bride Or Groom Mugs

"I now pronounce you bikers, man and wife."

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Speech

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"When did you first notice your wife was missing?"

Tandem Stoker Not Pedaling.

Love by bike

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

Literary Type

Double Bike

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"Uh...shall I take...your bikes?"

'Making the resolution to sort out my work-life balance is BEST decision I ever made!'

Tandem

Violinist Bride

"What were his last words?"

"I said... Your turn signal has been on ever since we pulled out of the driveway!"

"He's in the middle of a big hand! Is it important?"

"We would have helped you up sooner but we thought you were one of those fancy sideways racing bikes."

Road Buddies

"I ordered a chrome name plaque to make my bike special."

Defense Weapon

Desert Island Cycle Path

'When I found those love letters to a Sherry, I was angry...until I realized she was your motorcycle. Now I'm just creeped out.'

'I suppose I'll get married some day - I just don't want to be there when it happens.'

"With this strip-mined, environmentally-unkind carbon nugget, I thee wed."

Cow and Bike Evolution

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

"Well, I better get going. I got a lecture to go to."

"Bikes! I said bikes! Hello? Hello? Dang! My battery's dead!"

Dear, could I suggest one small change for our next custom built tandem?

'No buddy, I didn't stop you because you were going too fast.'

"What's wrong with my bike, Papi?"

"Is it okay if I borrow the car for a few hours, Dad?"