Bike Trail Blazer Prints

A smiling cyclist

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Draw your own path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Sport Utility Boot.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Take a hike.

"Stop whimpering. Most dogs would kill for a walk like this."

Fork in the trail.

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

Wind Energy

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

Hill Walking Boots: 'I'll take them.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'Why do you want an earring? You can't even see it!'

Confusing directions.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

'I imagine you're interested in one of the more highly visible occupations?'

Orienteering 101

'I thought you needed some exercise, so I packed 800 pounds of weights in your backpack.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.